Captain Hate's adventure in melancholy Oblivion and other musings

Hi.

Guess who's back?

Hint: It's me.

Today I continue on the epic journey i sent out to complete a while ago. A quest for fame, therapy and evidence of my existence. Therefore, this blog no officially has one more post. This one. Isn't it odd that a short series of words that can be found on the internet written by a hip young kid can be aware of itself? How can this post know that its the newest (as of right now, in the future this will just look silly) post on this website?


all created things are made with purpose and an agenda. Texts, films, tv shows, books, music etc nothing is an accident. Its mind control man. Thats how they get ya. Through the media, man.
Dude its like... woah... im freaking out bro...


in my next post i will dive in the a hypocritical odyssey into opinion and supremacy. meanwhile here is a picture of a friendly fellow:


You know its funny because you know that it doesn't really say fag (a derrogative word for homosexual) on his shirt. But you wouldn't know if you were blind, but if you are blind how are you reading this?


Hello?


What?

Please Put Your Ghostly Tounge in my Mouth and Move it all Around

The title of this post has little to with what i am going to talk about, but hey, at least I'm not from Molde.

So guys and girls,

I am lazy. Incredibly so. The type that would rather use 30x more effort and time than just doing something i try to avoid. The result is a weird vicious cycle of regret and procrastination.

This is great cause im in the IB where we write 3000 word essays in a week with heaps of other homework.


B'aaaaaaaw


I like complaining. not like it isn't obvious but I thought that I might mention so that you understand that i am aware of it and im not just a cry baby. Even though, I actually am. :c

Too lazy; didn't read: B'AAAAAAAAW

Walrus Barbeque Seventeen

Hi. I'm sitting in my room on my bed and i decided to just type whatever comes into my head because my mind is racing right now and i've had way too much caffeine and normally i would hate someone who would call themselves hyper but right now im bouncing off the walls and im obsessed with large snakes eating people so ive drawn it multiple times in my "sketchbook" even though i cant draw. Dear god this is weird. Im shaking and my legs won't stand still. Skill. kill. Thrill. Mill.

rhyme, time, mime.

So me and Markus decided that the best indie rock band name possible must be Mutual Pancake Touching because it is three random words and indie folks like that stuff.

Ok Question tiem: Am I am Elitist?

Answer: I'm not sure. Is it possible to know if you are a snooty bastard if you are one. I hope im not am asshole to everybody but sometimes i dont know. I do tend to look down of some people. sheeple. Steeple. feeble. peon. farmer. Orc. Farmer. jasson statham is really bald.

Jason Statham is fantastic you know. I mean he is big build and beats people up while undressing. can you do that ? i cant but i wish i could. It would be an interesting skill like knowing how to draw. I wish i could draw. :( i cant because whenever i try i always give up and draw cartoon faces. I guess cartoons count as drawings but they aren't arty. Even though i may be half of the arty elitist couple im not that arty. Sure i watch asian films about metal men who have gay embryo sex but yeah.

So pirating movies. What is your feelings on that Ray? Well ray let me answer that question.
I dont know snow go boe low mow tow.

I feel bad because i dont like coffee goth omg RANDUM but ifeel this blog post is kinda OMGRANDUMLOL.

I am ashamed but i shouldn't be becasue im wearing blue show do moo doo lou crew sue through.


TEE HEE HE WINDOWS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHaHAHHHHH

i apologize for this

ps. Guess what im not a robot.

The Mind

Hello children.

Today, while laying on the floor in my messy room, I thought about what the mind is to the body.
The mind reacts to our senses: hearing, feeling, seeing, smelling and tasting. Without these, we wouldn't know anything. We wouldn't know that we existed, our lived in anyway.

But does the mind exist without the knowledge of the body? Is the mind something completely for its self that operate and works in ways that we can truly never understand?

I really hope that the thoughts aren't just random electrical surges. i want the mind to be like an invisible ballon attached to our bodies that gets bigger or smaller because we fill it up with all our thoughts and feelings and when we die the balloon floats on into the peaceful abyss and this abyss is what we might call the afterlife.

Nihilist last note: We probably end when we die. im going to listen to the Unicorns album "who will cut our hair when we are gone?" and get all depressed because at some point I will cease to be.

More complaining about non-imporant things.

A certain overachieving Asian has begun his crusade to spread the word about the joy and sorrows of lists. His unhealthy obsession with self improvement has reached the point where he needs to write down 5 things that he needs to do every day. He is planning on walking up at 5 AM in the MORNING EVERY DAY, FOREVER. This is frighteningly retarded. Since he is the type who does ALL of his homework, often stretching long into the wee hours of the morning, he will obliterate his sleep pattern and soon he will become a nocturnal animal who writes lists, works out and eats bananas for lunch.

Ps. BAAWWWW im going to die because im so lazy Bawww

The Joy of Comparisons!

YAW MAN! WUT UP!?

Just thought I would post some random thoughts I've been having lately.

- I have concluded that these bands are very, very good: Modest Mouse and Ogre You Asshole. I've loved Modest Mouse for a long time but I sorta re-discovered them. I felt the joy of listening to their albums for the first time, again, which as you should be able to conclude, is hard to do.
Ogre You Asshole is a Japanese band and actually sounds quite a bit like Modest Mouse. They have catchy songs that you want to sing along to, but can't because it is sung in moon-language.

- I like the Norwegian stereotypical soss. This is rare for elitist hipster scum like myself, but listen to this. Soss are douchebags, but better. Instead of heading out do "da club" to pick up tanorexic semi-women, soss prefer to sit in the sun, bathing in their riches, their strangely homosexual clothing and their bad taste in (mostly) bad taste in music.

Also, just compare the two pictures, it really isn't that hard to decide.

I Saw the Original Pokémon Movie, 10 Years Ago ;_;

Good evening dear Children.

The time is 10:05, April 13th, 2009.

Did you know that 1999 was 10 years ago? that means the following things are ten years old:

* The Original apple iBook.
* The "1st" star wars movie
* The Matrix
* The first Pokémon movie
* The use of the Euro €
* Mahir Cagir (Hint: Proto-Borat)
http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/
What is even more shocking? think about this question quickly:

How long ago was 1970?


That's right, almost 40 years ago.

I added this cover by Stone Gossard of the Prince classic 1999, which i have as a vinyl single :3

The Earth Spins Around and Around and Around...

Hello dear children.

It is currently 9:19 pm on the 11th of April. It's a Saturday. The noisy sounds of At the Drive-In contrasts well against the otherwise boring spring night.

It's dark outside, which is interesting, because I like the idea that on the other side of the earth, the sun is shining and people are out and about. Isn't that a weird fact? I mean really think it. Everything on earth is constantly spinning because the earth it's self is spinning. Why does it spin? I don't know. Don't you think that it should be important to learn why the earth spins? I was never taught this in school. I am happy that I am old enough not to freak out to realize this well known fact.

If i were 5 and actually thought about it, I'm not sure how I would react. I would probably wonder that if I walked straight forward at the speed that the earth spins for 24 hours, would i ever move? Unfortunately, i know this answer to this question.

The earth spins. All the time. Forever.
Wow.

Am I just easily impressed or fascinated by simple and childish thoughts? Probably.