In the age of Unicorns, when leprechauns walked the earth, free from the tyranny of men, a boy hatched from an egg in the city of Portland, Oregon. The boy had been infused with the blood of the greek god Zeus and was named Rly'Itxhcotl, which is aztec for: "He who shoots the birds". Rly'Itxhcotl became the leader of the mighty undead army of Necropolis. He used this ghastly force to conquer the land of Siam and crowned himself king. He teleported to Norway, killed all the vikings and repopulated the country with one yellow box, a lime flavored jelly bean and a pack of gum. Upon reaching adolescence, he changed his name and identity to that of a mere mortal, named Ray. This is his blog.
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